Sunday Morning Services
“And
the Bible says!”: in the book of John, Chapter 3:verse 16 reads: “For God so
Loved the World that He gave his only begotten Son that whosoever Believeth in
Him Should not perish but have everlasting Life!” “Amen Preacher!” “Preach
Pastor!” cried out the church members in the congregation of the “Great
Everlasting Praise M.B.C. as Pastor Matthews was giving his morning sermon.
Richie Notices Bella
Across
the Sanctuary, on the right hand side of the Church sits Richie and his Homeboy
Stanley. Richie happens to keep glancing over where Bella and her Best Friend
Sheila were sitting. Sheila happens to notice his glance. “Bella Girl!” “I
think Richie likes you!” “He keeps staring at you!” says Sheila. Isabella Lyn
Matthews but her friends call her “Bella” a very shy, innocent young lady that
was raised upright by her parents. Her Father the Pastor Willard Benjamin
Matthews and mother First Lady Sis. Catherine Grace Matthews. Isabella didn’t
pay Sheila any attention. She was too busy trying to listen to her father’s
sermon. Richard Leon Ward a.k.a. “Richie” Tall, dark and handsome; is what you
would call a ladies man. Well, more like a player because he plays women like a
fiddle. He gets what he wants out of them and then he bounces! Richie has been
in the game for quite some time now. Well, Richie has turned over a new leaf ever
since he has given his life to Christ, He is a Changed Man and he has his eyes
set on Bella. The sermon was concluded and Pastor Matthews says, and now the
Doors of the Church are now open! As the congregation stood the Choir started
singing softly, “There’s room at the cross for you!” Upon this, three had
walked down the aisle to join. There were two candidates for baptism and one
Christian experience. After the three visitors joined, the benediction was
given by Pastor Matthews. Pastor Matthews and First Lady Sis. Catherine
Matthews stood toward the exit as the congregation slowly made their way toward
the exit. They were shaking hands, giving out hugs and bidding everyone would
have a Blessed week. “God Bless everyone!” “If the Lord says the same and the
creek don’t rise!, We’ll see ya’ll next Sunday!” “But don’t forget, we have
Bible Study on Wednesday Night!” says Pastor Matthews! “Pastor Matthews!” “Says
Sis. Carol!”, I was indeed blessed by your sermon on this morning! “Why thank
you Sis. Carol!” Pastor Matthews replies, and Sis. Matthews! You know you
wearing that Navy blue suit and Hat go ahead then! Thank you Sis. Carol! Now
you have a blessed week! And you the same says Sis. Carol. Says Sis. Matthews.
Sheila and Bella or
Richie
“Sheila
would you shut up!” Replies Bella! “I swear it Girl!” “He couldn’t keep his
eyes off of you!” “Maybe He was looking at you Sheila!” Says Bella! “Girl
Please!” “It’s All about you!” “I see the way he looks at you!” “Girl He wants
you!” “Now Sheila”, I can’t be involved with a man like that my dad will not
tolerate it and besides “He is Bad News!” “He is a No Good, Low Down, Dirty,
Dirty Dog!” That was in the past I heard he changed! Says Sheila! “Yeah right!”
says Bella. As the saying goes “Once a Dog always a Dog!” Well, don’t judge a
book by its cover says Sheila and as the saying goes “Still Waters run deep!” “Girl
please it’s not even like that, I will never give him the time of day!” and by
the way, whatever happened to whats-her-face uh….Oh yeah “Trina!” I don’t know
ever since he has changed she stopped coming around! I heard that she left him.
Amongst all the women that Richie has been with one that stood out was Trina
(his old flame) a very messy Sistah she was always getting into trouble, trying
to start mess and sticking her nose where it did not belong.
“Richie
Dog!” “Why don’t you go over there and talk to her!” said Stanley his homeboy
“What makes you think that I want to talk to her? replies Richie! Well for one,
You’ve been staring at her all during Morning Worship! And two, I call your
name and you don’t respond. “Man you are hooked!” “Whatever Man!” replies
Richie! And besides, if I wanted to holla at her I got to go through her pops
first. Her Dad wouldn’t tolerate you dating his one and only daughter that He
Loves! He knows about your past! Says Stanley, so does the congregation says
Richie! You know how those Church sisters like to Gossip!
Trina and her Clique
Meanwhile
on the flipside of town, Trina was kickin it with her clique. Bon’Quisha: just
as ghetto as ghetto can be, Shan’Taya: Extremely Talkative a gossiper from the
Heart, and Dee’Andria the Texting Queen who is short of words. She replies with
one word answers. “Trina Girl!!!” Shan’Taya replied, “I Heard through my
Mammas’, Auntie, Sister, Cousin, Uncles’ next door neighbor that Richie’s got
eyes for someone else!” Bon’Quisha replied, “Oh No He didn’t just drop you for
another chic? “Hold up!” “Wait a Minute!” “Didn’t you Drop Him?” Trina replies,
“NO!” I didn’t drop him, I just needed a break but He knew that I would come
back! “Yeah!, but does He know that?” Replies Bon’Quisha! “Whatever Big Boned
Isha your just as ghetto as they come!” Bon’Quisha replied “Who she be callin
ghetto?” and “That’s ghetto fabulous to you Miss Trina!” “Now, you need me to
round up the girls so we could go jump her?” “Whats the Word Dee? Dee’Andria
not aware of whats going down is too busy texting replies with, “Cool!” “When
we find that chic”, “I want at her First!!!!!!” replies Trina!
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